Hullo, Mrs. Premise.
Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.
Busy Day?
Busy? I just spent four hours burying the server.
<i>Four hours</i> to bury a server?
Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
Oh - it wasn't dead, then?
No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the safe side.
Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead server.  It'd be so anticlimactic.  Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.  We're going to have to have our router put down.
Really - is it very old?
No, we just don't like it.

Oh yeah, error 500, something didn't work right.
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