May 15, 2003

drool-proof paper

n.

Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed down, to the point where only a cretin could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the ‘drool-proof paper syndrome’ or to have been ‘written on drool-proof paper’. For example, this is an actual quote from Apple's LaserWriter manual: Do not expose your LaserWriter to open fire or flame. The SGI Indy manual included the line [Do not] dangle the mouse by the cord or throw it at coworkers.

Posted by Jargon File at May 15, 2003 10:50 AM

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