June 13, 2003
Uncommon Knowledge About A Sunset
Is it found on a desk? I say Probably.Play Twenty Questions at 20Q.net and learn all sorts of things that you never knew you didn't know.
Does it break if dropped? I say Yes.
Does it have keys? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Canada? I say Probably.
Can it jump? I say Probably.
Can you order it at a restaurant? I say Yes.
Do you open and close it? I say Yes.
Was it used over 100 years ago? I say Doubtful.
Does it stand on two legs? I say Probably.
Do the rabbits eat it? I say Probably.
Does it have arms? I say Probably.
Is it a type of bird? I say Probably.
Is it normally planted in gardens? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Africa? I say Probably.
Is it red when ripe? I say Probably.
Does it have a hole in it? I say Probably.
Collinization
Blog of the Day is Collinization:
So here I am, 22 years old with the house to myself for 10 days, and a huge bag of frozen peas covering my face. Of course the painkillers they gave me (which don't work) don't mix very well with alcohol, so I get to hear all my friends get drunk while I suffer in the darkness of the green giant's bounty.Scroll down to the entry Life tells me, 'Grab your ankles!', and after you read that, work your way upwards. (It's at Blogspot, so permalinks aren't very useful even when they work at all.) Make sure you put down any beverages before getting to Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?, as the management will not be held responsible for the consequences.
(Thanks to Susie at Practical Penumbra for pointing me to this one.)