May 19, 2003
AutoDave!
For more Dave Barryesque goodness than you could poke a reasonably large stick at, why not visit AutoDave!, the automated Dave Barry column generator. Looks like they've done a bit of work on it since I last visited.
Pertinacious
Word of the Day is pertinacious. (Which probably means it will end up being the word of the week. — Ed)
Sweet Rabbit Pie
Dave Barry (who I really should add to my blogroll seeing how often I link to him) has an
UPDATE ON THE ONGOING EFFORT TO USE TRAPS TO CATCH AND REMOVE THE RABBITS FROM MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND DRUG-SMUGGLING FACILITY BECAUSE THE RABBITS DIE AND ATTRACT VULTURES, WHICH GET CAUGHT IN JET ENGINES, WHICH CAUSES PLANES TO CRASHhere (it's Blogger, so the permalinks are broken just like mine) pointing to an article which can be found here. Speaking of which, rabbit would be the perfect new flavour for Pie in a Jar and "Pie in a Jar" would be a great name for a rock band.
(via Dave Barry)
Suburban Blight
Blog of the Day is Suburban Blight:
And the Winner Is...Kelley gains points for quality anti-idiotarian rants, but loses points for having a blog that looks so much better than mine. But I've got Moveable Type working now, so in a few shortYes, it's time once again for the Unmitigated Twat of the Week Award! This week, we're departing slightly from tradition; this week, there was a tie for first place. All of these ladies' twattiness is equally unmitigated. So, without further ado, I give you The Unmitigated Twats of the Week, the High School Hazers!
Mom, if you're reading, cover your ears. Or, umm, eyes. Now.